Sarah Lemley, Staff Reporter
Sarah Lemley is a junior at Albemarle High School. She was raised by gorillas in the jungles of the Congo and enjoys swinging from vine to vine in only a loincloth. When she's not swinging through the jungle, you can find her binge watching New Girl on Netflix and trying on bangs to see if she looks like Zooey Deschanel but then realizes she looks like Matilda. She spends her free time taming her wild ligers and making Napoleon Dynamite references whenever she can. When she gets older she wants to be a Phone Psychic and drive a zamboni. If that doesn't work out, she wants to live at Panera and feed off of their endless supply of sourdough bread.
